Regional Hot Dog Styles Of America: Part 1
“We will eat enough hot dogs that our blood type will become ‘Nitrates’ and then we will eat some more.” ~AFFotD Official Credo Recently, we at AFFotD painstakingly researched over 25 different long...
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“Guys, we need to be better. We need to do better. We should have jumped on these limey bastards the moment this garbage was published! I know it was around the Fourth of the July, and I know we...
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“Take me out to the barf game, take me out to the puke!” ~Your obnoxious seven-year-old nephew who, you have to admit, probably has a bright parody career ahead of him America invented most of the...
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“We will let you choose what gives you your next heart attack.” ~The Western Michigan Whitecaps’ Food Director We’ve talked about Minor League Baseball before—specifically, how the menus at Minor...
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